(tune: Over There)
 
Underwear, underwear,
How I itch in my wooly underwear.
How I wish I'd gotten
A pair of cotton
So I wouldn't itch everywhere
BVDs make me sneeze
When the breeze through the trees
Hits my knees
Over, I'm coming over,
In my gosh-darn, ding-dong
Wooly underwear.
 
So take care, so take care
Never let your mother
Buy your underwear
'Cause she'll be thinking
That wool's in keeping
For winter, spring and summer wear
Be prepared. Have a care!
When you wash out
Your wooly underwear
Unthinkin', if it was shrinkin'
"Cause too tight undies are 
Just too much to bear

    - Bay Area Council Pow Wow, 1994

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