(tune: Over There)
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- Underwear, underwear,
- How I itch in my wooly underwear.
- How I wish I'd gotten
- A pair of cotton
- So I wouldn't itch everywhere
- BVDs make me sneeze
- When the breeze through the trees
- Hits my knees
- Over, I'm coming over,
- In my gosh-darn, ding-dong
- Wooly underwear.
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- So take care, so take care
- Never let your mother
- Buy your underwear
- 'Cause she'll be thinking
- That wool's in keeping
- For winter, spring and summer wear
- Be prepared. Have a care!
- When you wash out
- Your wooly underwear
- Unthinkin', if it was shrinkin'
- "Cause too tight undies are
- Just too much to bear
- Bay Area Council Pow Wow, 1994 |