(Tune: Jimmy Crack Corn)
 
When I was young I went to play
In father's workshop one fine day,
I took a hammer, some wood and nails,
And tried to make some kitchen scales.
 
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Whacked my thumb and I don't care
Hurt it bad, but I don't care
Whacked it good, but I don't care
The feelings gone away.
 
I joined the local Cub Scout Pack
I learned to make a neat tie rack
A little skill was all it took
They had instructions in the book.
 
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