Chorus:

Stay on the sunny side,

Always on the sunny side.

Stay on the sunny side of life.

You will feel no pain

As we drive you all insane.

Stay on the sunny side of life.

 

Knock!  Knock!  Who's there?

Dwain.  Dwain who?

Dwain the bathtub.  I'm dwowning!

 

Knock!  Knock!  Who's there?

Tick!  Tick who?

Tick 'em up, I'm a tongue-tied wobber.

 

Knock!  Knock!  Who's there?

Chesterfield.  Chesterfield who?

Chesterfield my leg and I had to slap him.

 

Knock!  Knock!  Who's there?

Pink Panther.  Pink Panther who?

Pink Panther not my style.

 

Knock!  Knock!  Who's there?

Abraham Lincoln.  Abraham Lincoln who?

Don't you know who Abraham Lincoln was?

 

Knock!  Knock!  Who's there?

George Washington.  George Washington who?

You really don't know much, do you?

 

Knock!  Knock!  Who's there?

Little old lady.  Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

 

Knock!  Knock!  Who's there?

Gladys.  Gladys who?

Gladys Friday.

 

Knock!  Knock!  Who's there?

Orange.  Orange who?

Orange you glad it's almost over?

 

Knock!  Knock!  Who's there?

Dishes.  Dishes who?

Dishes the end!

- Crossroads of America Council Pow Wow, 1999