(tune: On Top Of Old Smokey)
 
On top of my pizza
All covered with sauce
Could not find the mushrooms,
I think they got lost!
 
I looked in the closet,
I looked in the sink,
I looked in the cup that
Held my cola drink!
 
I looked in the saucepan,
Right under the lid,
No matter where I looked,
Those mushrooms stayed hid.
 
Next time you make pizza,
I'm begging you, please
Do not give me mushrooms,
But just plain old cheese!!
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