Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
I would slippy and I’d slidey,
Over everybody’s hidey.
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.
I’d ooey and I’d gooey,
Under everybody’s shoey.
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.
Oh, I wish I were a little slice of orange.
Oh, I wish I were a little slice of orange.
I’d go squirty, squirty, squirty,
Over everybody’s shirty.
Oh, I wish I were a little slice of orange.
Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop.
Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop.
I’d go down with a slirp,
And I’d come up with a burp.
Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop.
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito.
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito.
I’d go bitey, bitey, bitey,
Over everybody’s hidey.
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito.
Oh, I wish I was a little English Sparrow
Oh, I wish I was a little English Sparrow
Oh I'd sitty on the steeple and I'd spitty on the
people
Oh, I wish I was a little English Sparrow
Oh, I wish I was a little striped skunk
Oh, I wish I was a little striped skunk
Oh I'd sit beneath the trees and perfume all the breeze
Oh, I wish I was a little striped skunk
Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea
Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea
Oh I'd swim nudey nudey nudey without my bathing suity
Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea.
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