I points to mine self, vas is das here? (points to head)
Das is my topnotcher. ya mama dear
Topnotcher, topnotcher, ya mama dear
Dats wot we learn in der Scout camp.  Yah-yah
 
I points to mine self, vas is das here? (points to brow)
Das is my sweat browser. ya mama dear
Sweat browser, sweat browser, ya mama dear
Dats wot we learn in der Scout camp.  Yah-yah
 
(Continue, adding another part of the body)
Eye winker (eye lid)
Ear drummer (ear)
Soup strainer (upper lip)
Lunch muncher (mouth)
Chin chowser (chin)
Rubber necker (neck)
Bread basket (stomach)
Foot stomper (foot)

- Crossroads of America, 1992