(tune: Polly Wolly Doodle)
 
Oh!  There was a little chigger,
And he wasn't any bigger,
Than the head of a very small pin.
But the bump that he raises,
Just itches like the blazes,
And that's where the rub comes in.
Comes in!  Comes in!
Oh! That's where the rub comes in.
"Cuz the bump that he raises,
Just itches like the blazes,
And that's where the rub comes in.
 
--Southeastern Massachusetts Cluster Council Pow Wow 1997
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