- (tune: On Top Of Old Smokey)
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- A camp with the Cub Scouts,
- They gave us a drink.
- We thought it was Kool-aid,
- Because it was pink.
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- But the drink that they gave us,
- Would have grossed out a moose.
- For that good tasting pink drink,
- Was really BUG JUICE!
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- It looked fresh and fruity,
- Like tasty Kool-aid.
- But the bugs that were in it,
- Were murdered with RAID!
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- We drank it by gallons,
- We drank it by tons.
- But then the next morning,
- We all had the runs.
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- Next time you drink bug juice,
- And a fly drives you mad.
- He's just getting even,
- 'Cause you swallowed his Dad.
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