- Across the wind swept desert,
- Where cactus know no man.
- Lived a Buffalo and his brother,
- Lying on the sand.
- Said the Buffalo to his brother,
- Why do you lie that way?
- But the brother did not answer,
- 'Cause he'd been dead since May.
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- Inside the wide refrigerator,
- Where coleslaw knows no man.
- Lived a Buffalo and his butter,
- Sitting by the Spam.
- Said the Buffalo to his butter,
- Why do you sit that way?
- But the butter did not answer,
- 'Cause it was not Parkay.
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