- Alice, where are you going? "Upstairs to take a
bath".
- Alice has legs like toothpicks,
- And a neck like a fir-raf-raf-raf-raf-raf-raf.
- Alice steps in the bathtub. (Splash!)
- Alice pulls out the plug. (Make a "POP" sound with
mouth.)
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- SPOKEN:
- Oh my goodness, oh my soul
- There goes Alice down the hole.
- Into the sewer, sewer, sewer.
- Not the sewer runs just three blocks northeast of Jones Junior
High
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- SUNG:
- Three cheers for Jones Junior High
- It's the best Junior High in Toledo.
- It's colors are purple and white....
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- SPOKEN:
- The purple is for loyalty.
- The white is for the fight, fight, fight.
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- CONTINUE SINGING:
- For Jones Junior High I would die. Bang!
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- (Go back to the beginning, decreasing the number of blocks from
the junior high to the sewer.)
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- -Crossroads of America, 1992
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