Underwear, underwear, 

Send a pair, send a pair, 

I can wear.

 

For I left mine lying, 

On a line a drying.

And now that I need them

They're not there.

 

Underwear, underwear, 

Get a pair, get a pair, 

Anywhere.

 

The bugle's blowing,

I must be going,

For I've got to get there 

If I have to go there bare.

-Nashua Valley/Pioneer Valley Pow Wow 1996