(tune: Auld Lang Syne)
 
A tree toad loved a fair she toad
That live up in a tree
She was a fair three-toed tree toad
But a two-toed toad was he
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The she toad's friendly nod
For the two-toed toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod
 
Now three-toed tree toads have no care
For two-toed tree toad love
But the two-toed tree fain would share
A tree home up above
In vain the two-toed tree toad tried
He couldn't please her whim
In her tree toad bower with veto power
The she toad vetoed him!
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