(Tune: Sippin Cider)
 
The other day
I saw a bear
A big white bear
I had to stare.
He stared right back
And seemed to grin.
His long white fangs
Hung to his chin.
He moved toward me
Upon four paws.
And those four paws
Held six-inch claws.
I couldn’t move.
My feet were froze,
As I saw steam
Shoot from his nose.
But I was safe
Because I knew,
This polar bear
Was at the zoo.
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