(tune: If You're Happy And You Know It)
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- There's a spider on the floor, on the floor
- There's a spider on the floor, on the floor
- Who could ask for any more, than a spider on the floor,
- There's a spider on the floor, on the floor
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- (Modulate up a semitone each verse)
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- (2) Now the spider's on my leg (2x)
- Oh, he is such a plague, this spider on my leg!
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- (3) Now the spider's on my stomach! (2x)
- Oh, he's just a dumb old lummock, this spider on my stomach!
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- (4) Now the Spider's on my neck! (2x)
- Oh, I'm going to be a wreck, I've got a spider on my neck!
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- (5) Now the spider's on my face! (2x)
- Oh, what a big disgrace, I've got a spider on my face!
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- (6) Now the spider's on my head! (2x)
- Oh, I wish that I were dead. I've got a spider on my head!
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- SPOKEN: "But he jumped off....
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- (Repeat 1st verse in original key)
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