(tune: On Top Of Old Smokey)
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- On top of my pizza
- All covered with sauce
- Could not find the mushrooms,
- I think they got lost!
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- I looked in the closet,
- I looked in the sink,
- I looked in the cup that
- Held my cola drink!
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- I looked in the saucepan,
- Right under the lid,
- No matter where I looked,
- Those mushrooms stayed hid.
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- Next time you make pizza,
- I'm begging you, please
- Do not give me mushrooms,
- But just plain old cheese!!
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