(Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic)
 
After raising six sweet daughters, I was glad to have a son.
I thought of all the games we'd play, the picnics, hikes and fun.
I thought of how we'd sit and talk for hours when day is done.
Oh, wasn't I the foolish one.
 
Glory, glory, I'm a leader.
How'd I get to be a leader?
All I ever wanted was to have a little fun
Cub Scouting with my son.
 
I tried to make excuses and their pleas to ignore.
I said, "I'm not equipped!" they said, "Oh, yes you are, what more,
We will train you in the basics and outfit you for the corps."
And they shoved me out the door.
 
Glory, glory, I'm a leader. 
Me, they had to make a leader.
All I really wanted was to have a little fun.
Cub Scouting with my son.
 
They taught me how to sing a song and how to tie a knot.
They taught me how to do a skit, make puppets on the spot.
They taught me all I'd need to know, at least that's what I thought.
'Til a Cub came in with a snake that he'd caught!
 
Glory, glory, I'm a leader. 
Me, they had to make a leader.
All I really wanted was to have a little fun.
Cub Scouting with my son.
 
The time arrived for hiking, just my WEBELOS den and me.
They say the woods are full of many sights for you to see.
I know we sure were sights when we were found, eventually.
And I do this all for free.
 
Glory, glory, I'm a leader. 
Me, they had to make a leader.
All I really wanted was to have a little fun.
Cub Scouting with my son.
 
But even though I mumble and I grumble and I pout
And many times I wonder what's the best way to get out.
When all is said and done there really isn't any doubt.
I'm glad to be a scout!
 
Glory, glory, I'm a leader!
I'm so glad to be a leader!
When all is said and done and then they lay me to my rest,
They'll say I did my best!
 

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