(tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic)
 
When one sly snake slid up the slide, the other sly snake slid down.
When one sly snake slid up the slide, the other sly snake slid down.
When one sly snake slid up the slide, the other sly snake slid down.
When one sly snake slid up the slide, the other sly snake slid down.
 
Glory, glory, how peculiar.
Glory, glory how peculiar.
Glory, glory, how peculiar.
When one sly snake slid up the slide, the other sly snake slid down.
 
When one dead duck dropped into the ditch, the other dead duck dropped down.
When one dead duck dropped into the ditch, the other dead duck dropped down.
When one dead duck dropped into the ditch, the other dead duck dropped down.
When one dead duck dropped into the ditch, the other dead duck dropped down.
 
Glory, glory how peculiar.
Glory, glory how peculiar.
Glory, glory how peculiar.
When one dead duck dropped into the ditch, the other dead duck dropped down.
 
When one black bug bled blue and brown, the other black bug bled blue.
When one black bug bled blue and brown, the other black bug bled blue.
When one black bug bled blue and brown, the other black bug bled blue.
When one black bug bled blue and brown, the other black bug bled blue.
 
Glory, glory how peculiar.
Glory, glory how peculiar.
Glory, glory how peculiar.
When one black bug bled blue and brown, the other black bug bled blue.
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