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- Oh, when I was a little kid, I never like to eat.
- Mama'd put things on my plate,
- I'd dump them on her feet.
- But then one day she made this soup,
- I ate in all in bed.
- I asked her what she put in it,
- And this is what she said:
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- Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes.
- Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs.
- Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies.
- Stir them all together, it's Mama's soup surprise.
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- I went into the bathroom and stood beside the sink.
- I said, "I feeling slightly ill,
- I think I'll take a drink."
- Mama said "I've just the thing,
- I'll get it in a wink,
- It's full of lots of protein and vitamins I
think."
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