Alice, where are you going?  "Upstairs to take a bath".
Alice has legs like toothpicks,
And a neck like a fir-raf-raf-raf-raf-raf-raf.
Alice steps in the bathtub. (Splash!)
Alice pulls out the plug.  (Make a "POP" sound with mouth.)
 
SPOKEN:
Oh my goodness, oh my soul
There goes Alice down the hole.
Into the sewer, sewer, sewer.
Not the sewer runs just three blocks northeast of Jones Junior High
 
SUNG:
Three cheers for Jones Junior High
It's the best Junior High in Toledo.
It's colors are purple and white....
 
SPOKEN:
The purple is for loyalty.
The white is for the fight, fight, fight.
 
CONTINUE SINGING:
For Jones Junior High I would die.  Bang!
 
(Go back to the beginning, decreasing the number of blocks from the junior high to the sewer.)
 
-Crossroads of America, 1992